A LITTLE LAUGH ;-) : Wives Vs Husbands

I received this forwarded email and I thought it was funny. It made me laugh. A nice break from work. It is nice to pause from time to time, laugh and de-stress ;-)


WIFE VS . HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word .
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position .
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws . "


W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day . . .
30,000 to a man's 15,000 ..
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men .. . .
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"



CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time .
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain .
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning .
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee . "
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee . "
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee . "
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me . "
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . . . . . . . . . . "HEBREWS"


THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment . Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight .
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM . " He left it where he knew she would find it .
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight .. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed . The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up . "
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests ..


God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece .

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !
I did both!!